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True: Man does not live by bread alone. Truer: I prefer cake over plain bread. Truest: The cake costs more than the plain bread.

Marie Antoinette was guillotined by her own people in the French Revolution because of treason. One thing that sparked the revulsion of the common people was when the Queen allegedly advised the poor to eat cake, in lieu of bread, at the height of the intolerable hunger they experienced. I learned that from a trivia channel in MIRC, and now I see the perfect opportunity to relate this piece of history with the latest blunder GMA and her team of cretins have publicly committed. The elf, parroted by her spokesperson, puts the blame on the poor by saying that hunger is not always the consequence of poverty, the vice and spending patterns is more likely to be the culprit. Cut down on cigarettes and alcohols or even on texting so you can fend for your family, Bunye suggested.

The resemblance of GMA and Marie Antoinette is not very apparent. The latter is raised almost fairy-taleishly in royal customs, the former is a son of a poor who must have known what it felt to be a poor. The latter made an honest mistake perhaps because of her ignorance of the poverty that plagued her people, the former is an economist who continues to plague her people with brazen lies about the state of the nation and is now up to blame the poor for the inadequacy her government is answerable of.

A recent SWS survey reveals that 19 percent of the Filipino people, roughly about one in every five, have experienced hunger at least once in the past three months. The dogdamned elf, insulted at the criticisms that her administration fails to address that issue, further added that the survey is misleading and is malicious to some extent. She said that the question might have been misinterpreted by the respondents since it was simply about missing meals, which anybody, rich or poor, could have experienced. She too missed at least one meal for the last three months. But of course, who in the hell couldn’t miss one?

Skipping some meals does not mean one is poor, I agree. Because the rich is skipping their meal also, but not because they cannot provide for food, it is probably because of their business, the constraints of time, religion (fasting), health and fashion (diet) that they tend to miss a meal.

I doubt that Mary Antoinette ever missed one. But that is beside the point. GMA tried to clear her government of the culpability, that’s the most obvious of all. And I hope that the people will get tired of being screwed continuously. I hope they shall take up arms, like the French against their calloused ruler, (in our case it wasn’t just misrule, but a misrule from someone who has not the right to rule at all) and resort to violent means to topple this hell and the demons around it.  

“Give the hungry some tasty cake I had last night for dinner, Marie Antoinette could have said that without sarcastic undertones”. “You shouldn’t have bought a cake when pandesal could save the day, GMA may not have stated but she clearly suggested that. “The people are to be blamed for their hunger, I am doing my job and they are doing their vices”.

Meanwhile, I wrote a personal letter to GMA in response to this issue and I hope this will get to her office.

Dear Effing Elf,

Being sick is both for the poor and the rich as death is for the poor and the rich. But being a plunderer is only for the powerful; being a tyrant is only for the greed; being a cheater is only for those who can afford the military, the LGU, the teachers, the Comelec officials and all the devils there are.

On the other hand, being cheated is only for the masses; being raped is only for the weak; being snatched of property and liberty is only for the unarmed, being hungry or even famished is only for the poor.

Now tell me, what do you mean by poverty? You are not poor but in the soul.

Now tell me, how do you mean by hunger? Do you mean power-hunger? Do you mean insatiability by hunger?

You might have skipped your meals because you and your family are so much busy feasting on the larger meal which is the nation's bucket. You might have skipped a meal or two because you are too busy propagating a good image while your people cringe from the terror wrought by your gunmen. Your face itself is terror, but never mind the face, just mind your scruples or your lack of it.

I spit in your face. No, more than that--- I cum in your face. You are sucking us with delight, so let us wet your face with our jizz. You're taking away all our hopes leaving us poorer, empty-handed in desperation. We jerk off in front of your ugly face; let every ounce of spurt remind you of the whore you had been. We shit on your head; let the stink remind you of the rot in your government. You do not deserve a diplomatic opposition, you get away with your crime easily by twisting the laws you have sworn to protect. You do not deserve an honorable foe; you deserve a shit-slinging mob.

I am one with the mob, effing elf.